You've done this one before. Can't tell you the exact date, but years ago, you did the exact same. Alice ended up saving the company by kicking an Elbonian into his hat.
WHAT?!?!?!?
Do you need a continuity director? I thought the Elbonian currency value went through the sub-basement floor. Is shares of Dilbert's company trading at the penny arcade? Can I buy a controlling interest? I've got S&H green stamps!