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Nov 21, 2014
Hey psytron,
Just talking off the top of my head but am I wrong when I think your then girlfriend now wife is not the subtlest of women?
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Jan 18, 2011
This one girl bought me underwear and socks on our second date. She was quite weird.

Nowadays, she's my wife.
Jan 23, 2009
I agree with Indrius!! Dilbert can't find a woman who can stand his presence for ten consecutive minutes and yet when he finds one that actually likes him... yeah, he's never gonna mate.
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Nov 27, 2008
I've found it funny, because Dilbert would NEVER wear purple....
Nov 7, 2008
I can see both sides...in the second...and third...frames...this is the sort of thing that I'd rather not be the fly on the wall for. Did she ever get that elbow rub?

P.S.: I boycott pop-up ads
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