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Apr 23, 2011
I can't tell which robot punchline is better.

"My fist of death is stuck"


"They're just like zombies, but crunchier"
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Apr 29, 2010
Mongobert in love with Alice.
Dec 10, 2008
>>Guess who says your hair is unfashionable and you're overpaid?

Not a question!
Dec 4, 2008
go Alice
Nov 17, 2008
Alice is awesome. I hope to be as good a female engineer as she.
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