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May 8, 2013
It's true.
Bacteria are trying to break you down. They will make you sick or just grow on you until you die.
I'd like to tell them "Hey! I'm not finished with this yet!"
Sep 30, 2009
@amischiefr - You are not the first person to call me pathetic and to ask me to see a therapist. You know a good shrink with whom you could fix me up? Oh...How I wish Wally was real. I would have gone to him instead:)
Sep 29, 2009
Good lord, if people are getting offended by Jesus comics, the old, handicapped, Colombians and now LEGACY SYSTEMS. FFS people, get a life!

Seriously Boindexter, if you are so super sensitive that this "irked" you, as you put it, you are really pathetic. Go see a therapist.
Feb 15, 2009
Absolutely Perfect. There are moderately cool legacy systems, then there are the composting legacy systems that entrap and ensnared their users/clients for years. I am but a rind in the compost heap...a small forgotten compost heap at that.
Jan 23, 2009
I almost fell off my chair at this one. I'd rather decompose too.
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