all signs point to Dilbert's conversion to management!
He will leave the Jedi Tech side to enter the dark, hairy-pointy-haired management forces...
hopefully, Dilbert will strike recession and will be back to the dark force.
Would be a very good idea if Wally, Alice and Dilbert found their own IT business... We need entrepreneural inspiration.! Maybe then He'll find the sense of freedom and happiness he's loking for so badly!
Dilbert needs to apply for food stamps and unemployment compensation, right away. Then, the poor guy will have to deal with brain-dead bureaucrats so incredibly dense his screams will be sucked into the black holes at the furthest reaches of the Cosmos. Or, Dilbert could just turn on Management and machine gun the whole lot of them.