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Dismiss lawsuits,
Wangle a billion dollar bailout
hire Batman to bring former BOD and fired CEO (and money they absconded) back from Dubai and feed them to the angry lawyers and shareholders.
Rebrand company as Dilbertco, re-issue new shares at $500 a share.
Dogbert assumes CEO.
Dilbert assigned as CTO and "vision thing guy".
Alice re-assigned Anal Retentive Rageaholic Engineer of Online Security
Wally is repositioned as ballast.
Asok is promoted to CFO and GUY TO BLAME WHEN COMPANY IS SUED TO SMITHEREENS OR GOES CHAPTER 7
Ted's position re-titled Assistant Drone Twice Removed Eighth Class, reduced pay but given single share of company once a month or if Dogbert feels like it.
Assuming that 100,000,000 shares were issued, at USD0.01 a share, 51% would cost $510,000.00.
At that price, it would have been de-listed, several shareholder based class action lawsuits would have been filed, the board of directors and the Chairman would have already haved skipped the country for Dubai (Dick Cheney's future residence), and employees would have gutted the building and set it on fire. SCOX, anyone?
