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May 12, 2010
Mongobert want Alice.
 
 
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Feb 17, 2009
yohannbiimu, to answer your question of "who ones Dogbert:" years ago in a Sunday strip, Dogbert was inferred by the garbage sage to be God's own Dog, as Dilbert inadvertently found a mathematical proof for Dogbert's divine existence. That explains Dogbert's omniscience and infallibility (as well as the occasional sainthood).
 
 
Feb 15, 2009
@obella75

Dogbert bought control of the company at one cent per share ($510,000.00). The company has no value. How the hell is he paying himself, with paper clips and toner?

What is amazing is Dilbert's resignation to putting up with abuse from Dogbert, his co-workers, the PHB, etc., without going postal and taking out everyone with an artificial micro-black hole. Just for a couple of weeks, I'd like to see the return of extra-dimensional Dilbert as an Evil Dilbert, who switches places and wreaks havoc on everyone whoever annoyed or abused Dilbert (Dogbert would figure out how to vanquish Evil Dilbert back to his dimension). Upon Evil Dilbert's return to his extra-dimensional world, he finds this dimension's Dilbert has solved all the problems in the extra-dimension that Evil Dilbert had created in the first place. Evil(?)Dogbert had allowed it to happen because he knew it would really annoy and frustrate Evil Dilbert.
 
 
Feb 14, 2009
Dilbert just got tied into a ball by Alice and your worrying about Dogbert's credentials?
 
 
Feb 14, 2009
Dilbert's got a big brain: he needs to figure out (legally) how to 1) recover from this, and 2) lay waste to his many adversaries. I guess, though, that the main question with regard to that would be how funny would it be...?

What gets me is, who owns DOGBERT? Is there not some Federal guideline that would disqualify him because he refuses to wear clothes or something, or that he isn't properly licensed? Where would a "Dogbert" go to get a degree or even basic education beyond what they'd teach you in a kennel? University of Phoenix online?
 
 
 
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