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Jul 19, 2014
On Valentines Day no less...
Oct 17, 2013
I love the stoic calm "ow." Dilbert takes the situation with;
and how Wally just doesn't care about anything while the PHB stares slightly annoyed at Dilbert as it would be his fault lying twisted like a prezel on the desk.

Not the punchline, but the composition of the last frame kills me
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May 12, 2010
Mongobert want Alice.
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Feb 17, 2009
yohannbiimu, to answer your question of "who ones Dogbert:" years ago in a Sunday strip, Dogbert was inferred by the garbage sage to be God's own Dog, as Dilbert inadvertently found a mathematical proof for Dogbert's divine existence. That explains Dogbert's omniscience and infallibility (as well as the occasional sainthood).
Feb 14, 2009
Dilbert just got tied into a ball by Alice and your worrying about Dogbert's credentials?
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