How fun...why don't we just make contractions in comic strips illegal, just so it will be "grammatically correct" for everybody. The rhythm and flow of the dialog in a comic strip is irrelevant. Actually, if you wanted to make it more grammatically correct, you wouldn't begin a sentence with "and;" however, until "red" opened his pie-hole I had no problem with any of it.
That said, my brain is working overtime trying to figure out what the heck Wally did to these people to go through such extremes to keep him away from them. I wonder if this could possibly the fault of Wally from the future? (You know, the Wally who illegally uses time travel to go back and filch free coffee.)
I love it when someone wrongly criticizes another person's grammar in a public forum. Normally, I'd use this opportunity to mock Red, but I'm feeling magnanimous today. I'll let Red continue being ignorant of why he's wrong.
Red, no it doesn't. Every time someone makes a sophomoric comment like that about one of these strips (which is pretty much every day) it makes me want to pound someone's face in with MY fist of death. Stop ruining everyone's enjoyment of the strip.