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Apr 15, 2009
wally lazy, but he never loses free coffe with out a fight
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Apr 3, 2009
OK. I thought it was funny until the end. My name's Ted.
Mar 30, 2009
Haha! Ted's expression in the last two panels totally sell it!
Mar 27, 2009
This would be funny except my company has posted good profits, but found the economy issues as a good time to get rid of all the free coffee,soda's,popcorn (what has traditionally kept many of us alive during all-nighters) and is installing machines. Many of the people i work with live on coffee and I can see this exact conversation happening.

Funny by-product is that people have started to strip the break room to make sure they have their favorite coffee or tea on hand for a while. I caught a friend walking out with about 40 bags of microwave popcorn in his arms. Kind of reminds me of when the dot.com's died and employees stripped them clean.
Mar 25, 2009
AsstEvlHmnRcrsDrctr: "Wally's argument is flawed. Being half as productive when you already do nothing is still doing nothing."

On the contrary! It makes Wally's argument all the better!
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