This would be funny except my company has posted good profits, but found the economy issues as a good time to get rid of all the free coffee,soda's,popcorn (what has traditionally kept many of us alive during all-nighters) and is installing machines. Many of the people i work with live on coffee and I can see this exact conversation happening.
Funny by-product is that people have started to strip the break room to make sure they have their favorite coffee or tea on hand for a while. I caught a friend walking out with about 40 bags of microwave popcorn in his arms. Kind of reminds me of when the dot.com's died and employees stripped them clean.