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Mar 23, 2009
The boss doesn't have time to study ridiculous subjects like "math" and "logic", he has important decisions to make!
 
 
Mar 23, 2009
Wally's argument is flawed. Being half as productive when you already do nothing is still doing nothing.
 
 
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Mar 22, 2009
@tivrfoa: Samuel Johnson once said, “Nothing focuses the mind like a hanging.”
 
 
Mar 22, 2009
@yohannbiimu: No. It was Armin Plastics until it was bought out by "Deal-a-day Dennis" after that it was a slow tailspin- eventually we were downsized after the CEO and CFO were caught bilking the shareholders. Stocks went from $40 /share to $6 bucks in under a week. Had to work for them for another 18 months just to make up what I lost in the ESPP. >:-(

@boxjock: Mine too my friend, mine too. lol
 
 
Mar 22, 2009
Hilarious! It seems like a while since Ted was fired.
Question:
Is it always the same guy, or do they have some sort of Ted hiring/firing program?
Seems like it would be great fun for the Evil HR director.
 
 
 
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