She's too overqualified to live anymore. She's even too qualified to be President of the United States. Perhaps they need to set up concentration camps for people like this who will learn their place in a world that is becoming stupider by the second.
I wonder what would happen to the PHB's personality if he was !$%*!$ bald? Would he be nicer, smarter or more aggressive and cunning? Would he ascend the corporate ladder? Get a trophy wife (and a trophy son)? Hire more beavers or sloths to work in engineering?
The thought is tantalizing.