There's no need to fear!
The Company Economist is here!
Don't worry about pesky cannib'l
I'll ward any off with this poison pill
Your nest egg will not e'er break
If my advice you surely take
Invest your cash in land and ammo
When hell breaks loose - blammo-whammo
Defend your grubstake with a few personal armed tanks
A couple of nukes, no, no, no need for thanks
hello, hello, I must be going goodbye
I spy the apocalypse and a mushroom cloud rising in the sky
So it's one two three and hip hip hooray
Adios civilization, anarchy's here to stayyyyyyyyyyyyy!