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May 11, 2009
Sooooo... Alice will date you for the food and the perks (Since we are all equal, does she do his laundry in return ? Men hate to do laundry, sounds like a good arrangement)

This makes me feel strange because I bought a male co-worker lunch the other day.

Does this mean we are dating?

Should he wash my car in return?

What if he sends me flowers?

How do I explain this to my wife?
 
 
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Apr 29, 2009
The "Couch Doctor" on Monday 27th, now Alice... Dilbert is on a role! He Da Man!
 
 
Apr 29, 2009
I LOVE THIS! It has made my day... "Oddly aroused"
 
 
Apr 29, 2009
@yohannbiimu
Of course Dogbert is fixed, why else does he rain so much abuse on Dilbert (and rest of the world)? Hitler had one testicle, look how much damage he reeked just to make up for all the testosterone.
The reason Alice offers "fists of death" to table for Dogbert's pleasure is a v a g i n a is useless to a male animal with no b a l l s , so offering herself a finely tuned high caliber weapon to Dogbert's arsenal is the alternative. Takes the funny out when have to explain everything. What's PHB got to do with this, Alice is looking for single, intelligence and a bankroll? PHB would overlook his own nose trying to figure out where to put the hank if he had to sneeze...
 
 
Apr 29, 2009
So Dilbert must date Alice!
 
 
 
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