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User Name: magallanes Jul 10, 2009
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FYC :Wally will never die, after all bad grass never dies and Wally is pretty much as a bad grass (specially the comparison with a grass).

And Asok will never be promoted, the same basis than Bart Simpsons will stay in 10th degreed forever.
 
 
User Name: zenai2020 Jul 10, 2009
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Ted cannot be fired. He will just come back. Like in those zombie movies where no matter how many times you shot it, it will still get up to try to eat your brain.

Anywho, poor Asok; the Eternal Intern.
 
 
User Name: conductorPhil Jul 10, 2009
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Yea, I know that Ted keeps coming back. But it if he DID, for some reason, get fired, then Asok would have a chance to take his place.
 
 
User Name: KevinKunreuther Jul 10, 2009
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@ conductorPhil

No, in the Dilbert universe, Ted pops up again no matter how many times you fire him, kill him, gets in a confrontation w/ Alice, etc.

If Scott continues this thread, I'm betting the senior engineer of focus will be Wally. Asok could lay traps for Wally, feed him unhealthy food, cut down his physical exertion by getting him a Segway, put anthrax in his coffee, etc.
 
 
User Name: conductorPhil Jul 10, 2009
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Wait... Scott Adams, are you finally saying, that after all this time, there is a CHANCE, no matter how minor, that Asok is going to be promoted to engineer!?!?!?! I guess the boss will just fire Ted...
 
 
 

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