Have any of you every wondered why Dilbert's tie is always in an !$%*!$% condition whilst all others (e.g. PHB, Wally, et al) all have their ties in a more relaxed condition? Is this an indication that Dilbert is:
1. Under such a large amount of stress that it even shows in this tie
2. He is aroused (as only an Engineer can) by his work
3. He has work the same tie for so long that it is dirty, stiff, and bent in that direction