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Oct 3, 2009
I work with a few people like this. An example of a conversation from the other day:
Colleague: "How long does it take you to get to work from where you live?"
Me: "The train takes 45 minutes."
Colleague: "Are you sure? I think it takes longer than that."
Remember, this is my daily commute we're talking about...
 
 
Sep 7, 2009
comics.com appears to have addressed their DNS problems (after 3 days), but Dilbert.com is still stuck on September 4th. It should be fixed soon.

(The pointy-haired boss at comics.com apparently ordered that the domain name servers be put on the same network to save money. Heh.)
 
 
Sep 5, 2009
The lady is definitely mentally weak else she wouldn't have given into PHB's insistence on something so outrageous. Either that or she is a loose character and is not entirely sure whether she does have any children (legitimate or illegitimate) or not!
 
 
Sep 4, 2009
Hopefully he wouldn't insist on also being the father dan414. (Ooooooh, that would be awkward.)
 
 
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Sep 4, 2009
My PHB would go on to suggest that I should have kids, and give me a deadline.
 
 
 
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