For those of you who dont understand the joke, its funny to me b/c PHB keeps insisting on something that hes wrong about and that he's obviously wrong about. Thats funny. Or at least to those of us who have meant ppl like this in RL . . . The joke topic is just dramatic for comedic effect. ROFL
I work with a few people like this. An example of a conversation from the other day:
Colleague: "How long does it take you to get to work from where you live?"
Me: "The train takes 45 minutes."
Colleague: "Are you sure? I think it takes longer than that."
Remember, this is my daily commute we're talking about...
The lady is definitely mentally weak else she wouldn't have given into PHB's insistence on something so outrageous. Either that or she is a loose character and is not entirely sure whether she does have any children (legitimate or illegitimate) or not!