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Dec 16, 2011
efAston - your general manager didn't happen to go on to become Australia's Prime Minister, did he/she?
 
 
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May 9, 2011
My old general manager used to use the phrase "moving forward" as a comma. It was amazing hearing a phrase, which sounds perfectly meaningful, being stripped of all semantic purpose.
 
 
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Apr 19, 2011
Ahhh low hanging fruit. How I love mangarese. Fuh, Fuh, Productivity, Fuh, Fuh.

One of my ex managers said to our group:

"Lets synergise our collective resourcefullnes and go after our low hanging fruit!"

I had to explain it to my coworkers:

"Us workers will do all the work while our manager gets the kudos for achieving our goals".
 
 
Sep 29, 2009
Indeed, I dashed off that P.S. rather too quickly. Thanks for explaining.
 
 
Sep 28, 2009
Dilbert is working his way to become uninvited from meetings :-)
 
 
 
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