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Apr 3, 2010
It takes at least a 1,000 Watt light bulb to properly simulate the beach.
 
 
Oct 4, 2009
@tronx: Throwing a cat against the wall is unforgivably cruel, no matter what it had done.
 
 
Oct 1, 2009
tronx:
I inherited a cat for much the same reason, I guess the guy didn't like waking up to the "red eye".
I believe the quote was, "GET THIS DAMN CAT OUTTA HERE OR I AM GONNA KILL IT!!!!!" lol
Strange cat, loved women-Hated men, great mouser though. I ended up giving the cat away after it "claimed" every pair of shoes I owned. (along with my jeans, my pillow, etc.)
 
 
Sep 30, 2009
I love the newspaper detail!
 
 
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Sep 30, 2009
I once had a cat use my hair as a litter-box in the middle of the night. I woke and realized what was happening when he tried to bury it. I threw him against the wall. He never did that again.

I took a shower while my wife changed the sheets ... at 3 o'clock in the morning.
 
 
 
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