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Sep 17, 2013
The 3rd panel alone is cracking me up! I think that would be a great T-shirt with varying phrases. I don't have any good ideas though.
Mar 31, 2010
Who would be polite to a costumer of Dilbert's company? I'd say it's quite hard to avoid NOT being impolite to such a person who, obviously, can't think normally.

It's a bit unusual for Dilbert to be so impolite, but the fact that she is a customer... It affects the way you talk to the person in question.
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Nov 27, 2009
...or until he eats an ebola syringe in his gyro.
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Nov 21, 2009
Awesome! Germophobia is the popular thing these days, but I think it's counterproductive...the immune system needs some practice after all. I know a guy here at the hospital who eats his lunch off of the lid of a dirty needles container. That dude's going to live forever...
Nov 17, 2009
Next time, do it the other way *lol* that´s the first time PHB is really funny!
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