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Nov 11, 2011
"The meeting is over. Silent Gary has spoken."

Wow... Sometimes I think that Scott Adams should get an official demi-god status, free housing, free meals in every restaurant and free rides in every means of transportation; in return, he should never be issued a driving or a gun license.

The craziness is too much to handle, but too good to keep under wraps...
 
 
Jan 31, 2011
Too many frames.

anyway...


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so talk about it then. cobber.
-ugh who dat.
right were off to prove our richness.
-ugh who dat.
right we lush the empire, you grease pots.
-ugh who dat.
oi, chekovv, get dahhn yourr arss, nahhhr.
- oh who dat.
oir gweesa pattz, gemmum summat da de haussess. naaht, wot? yar. pootlews. dosh bingo watsit. wingo. boop.
-ah thats, err...
oi root pot? wheres da lingo, ,wallop.?
- ouch, dingles.
asser tochlie, hossar dongo waslach... ha jingo wastap asperresahago. hos gotaas. nasto wingo.
- wow, what the !$%*!$%*!$% vboy, my aaars, naahw.
- yes ok, binga me wotsit.

*****forum closed for maintenance.....
 
 
Jan 29, 2010
Another otherwise talentless guy succeeds by putting Proverbs 17:28 into practice...
 
 
Jan 21, 2010
I !$%*!$ my head and grew the biker beard on my kids request. I don't feel the need to be everyone's best friend and looking tougher has actually made people treat me nicer. A simple nod or expression is all it takes to make things happen. Didn't Wally do a beard once?
 
 
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Dec 29, 2009
The funny part about this strip is there are those kinds of techies who know very little or nothing and skate by using the silent method (or minimal comment).

The sad part of this strip is that companies are so often easily dissuaded from using open source solutions because of ignorance, fear of change, fear of losing jobs (the IT staff), etc. Yes, the pointy haired idiot boss reached the conclusion he had already decided upon before entering the meeting and just used the moron, Silent Gary, to proclaim so.

In simple terms:

Mircosoft = BAD
Anything but Microsoft = GOOD

20 years of IT experience, having achieved Microsoft, Novell and Apple certifications gives me some insight about this :)
 
 
 
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