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Jan 2, 2010
Generally it is the employees who give answers like these to their managers to try and fool them. Amongst themselves, they tend to be more open and resort to direct yes/no answers.
 
 
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Dec 30, 2009
I think "g" in Morgan is silent.
 
 
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Dec 29, 2009
I'm not sure. Maybe.
 
 
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Dec 29, 2009
I don't understand this joke. Morgan's answer is perfectly clear. The short answer is "No, I don't have the results". The complete answer is: "I haven't begun the stress tests because doing so is completely pointless. Whatever results we would obtain would be invalid because the tests haven't been set up properly."

Yes, I'm a Morgan.
 
 
Dec 29, 2009
An essential survival skill in some work places. Never commit!
 
 
 
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