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May 26, 2013
I should show my wife this joke. But, she wouldn't get it, even though she is the QUEEN of not answering straightforward questions. She usually answers my question with a question!
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Apr 26, 2013
@Nivek - Dilbert asks a simple yes/no question. Morgan does not answer it nor even give an answer that can be interpreted as that. Stress tests are always performed in controlled conditions.

This is like asking "Did you buy a new puppy?" And him answering "Puppies are playful, young dogs."
Jan 2, 2010
Generally it is the employees who give answers like these to their managers to try and fool them. Amongst themselves, they tend to be more open and resort to direct yes/no answers.
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Dec 30, 2009
I think "g" in Morgan is silent.
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Dec 29, 2009
I'm not sure. Maybe.
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