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Jan 8, 2010
@DiFan007 Wally didn't specify which bible he was quoting. Let's here it for the "Wally Bible" A must read for any slacker.
Jan 8, 2010
How sad am I that I actually used a computer program to search for this in the bible? lol
Here's the closest thing I could find:
"...but those that wait upon the Lord, they shall inherit the earth." (Psalms 37:9)
Jan 7, 2010
The reason Wally can get away with anything is obvious now. He is, truly, a genius.

I tip my hat to you, Mr Adams! Once again, you surpassed yourself and our greatest expectations in three concise frames... Shall we call you Wally from now on?
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Jan 7, 2010
You have misquoted the Bible. You will need to explain why you misquoted God's word to God someday. You should have instead quoted John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, he gave his only son that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life".
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Jan 7, 2010
Loved this one. Gotta respect a man who can make weather predictions work in his favor - even if he doesn't do anything else!

@rogersgeorge: Thank you for the info, it was nice of you to provide the link :-)
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