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Jan 30, 2010
Hi Joe. I completely understand your experience.

People usually dont have the courage to speak of alien abduction unless it actually happened to them. I felt a little less alone this morning after reading your post. I have not told anyone else this, but I was abducted about a month ago (for a night) and I have never been the same. I found a support group that meets every Tuesday evening if you want to join us. Hope this was not too forward but I feel like we already know each other. Let me know if you want to join us (this Tuesday) the topic happens to be "Topical Implantations".
Your Brother In Abduction!
Jan 30, 2010
I feel especially quirky about this particular strip. The CEO's head gives me wicked flashbacks of my alien abduction in '94. My nether regions have never been the same.
Jan 30, 2010
I think thats the CEO of my last company. Damn you Dogbert!
Jan 30, 2010
"Can I read it?"

Funny- are they trying to show that the CEO is more interested in the mention of a best-selling book and his desire to read it, than anything else Dogbert has said?

His incompetence keeps him from understanding the meaning, or significance, of the caricatured (no pun intended) strategy that Dogbert has outlined and his shallow thinking simply pushes him to respond to the comment about the book, the only thing he can understand.
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Jan 30, 2010
Not as good as fridays.
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