Anyone watch "Dollhouse" with Eliza Dushku (hot hot hot - but that's another thread...)? This would be the perfect time for the gang to put some tech into PHB's head so that they could swap their personality in at opportune moments to make correct business decisions at the office.
PHB wouldn't even know what hit him once they exited.
One thing I've learned with working with engineers is never EVER taunt them with "Don't fiddle with the cool machines." It's equivalent of your wife saying "Go ahead." to you. You just don't do it.