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Feb 13, 2010
I can think of a couple of nasty ways in which the harp will be given to PHB but they are so nasty I would rather not put them in writing. Well, there goes another Dilbert strip that beats me...
 
 
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Feb 12, 2010
Helven is an interesting idea. The idea that you can out source eternal punishment or glory could only come from a business CEO who also believes that outsourcing pedal design for Toyotas is a good idea. It has been my experience that a contracted organization intended to provide services that have diametrically opposed can only provide a compromised result. Giving the pointy haired boss a harp in an embarrassing and painful way is much less than he would deserve but better than he could have hoped for. To tell you the truth this is the type of afterlife that most CEO would pray for; ineffective but pleasant. Let us hope that God is not in a contract dispute with Demons and Angles unions when Burney Madoff dies. But then again I wonder where would get a harp? But I think that the pointy haired boss is not dead yet but having an epiphany because of the machine manipulation Wally is performing, It must be pulling his brain from his backside back into his head to make him smarter. Just to have it drop back down when he stands up to go back to work. But Scott is the great one and we will need to watch and read to see what will happen.
 
 
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Feb 12, 2010
Helven is an interesting idea. The idea that you can out source eternal punishment or glory could only come from a business CEO who also believes that outsourcing pedal design for Toyotas is a good idea. It has been my experience that a contracted organization intended to provide services that have diametrically opposed can only provide a compromised result. Giving the pointy haired boss a harp in an embarrassing and painful way is much less than he would deserve but better than he could have hoped for. To tell you the truth this is the type of afterlife that most CEO would pray for; ineffective but pleasant. Let us hope that God is not in a contract dispute with Demons and Angles unions when Burney Madoff dies. But then again I wonder where would get a harp? But I think that the pointy haired boss is not dead yet but having an epiphany because of the machine manipulation Wally is performing, It must be !$%*!$% his brain from his backside back into his head to make him smarter. Just to have it drop back down when he stands up to go back to work. But Scott is the great one and we will need to watch and read to see what will happen.
 
 
Feb 12, 2010
@testing, it seems the unions are haunting the PHB even in his sleep.

and stigmada, what in the world are you going on about?!
 
 
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Feb 12, 2010
What if PHB becomes Manager in Helven and starts making decision..That will make sure that engineers in Helven will make him come alive to earth in a hurry.. ;-)
 
 
 
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