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Feb 16, 2010
Maybe Scott can work in Sofa King too. As in 'it was Sofa King comfortable!'
Feb 16, 2010
Er, make that "Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook."
Feb 16, 2010
For some other bad jokes, read Dogbert's Unofficial Guide to Management.

Coca-Cola (soft drinks) Head Sports (sports equipment) = Coke Head (sports drinks)
Hertz (rental cars) Dick (office supplies) = Hertz Dick (circumcisions)

There's a third but I can't remember it.
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Feb 16, 2010
GROAN!!!!!! Short on ideas today, Scott?
Feb 16, 2010
And don't forget the other famous Helen, Helen Wait.
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