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Mar 8, 2010
Dsom had to think about it to figure out how adding more people would make things worse, but once I figured in the time it takes for them to be brought up to speed and get used to whatever their new assignment is it would be worse.
 
 
Mar 8, 2010
My boss in India ("Project Director" of an academic research lab) was worse.
 
 
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Mar 8, 2010
This sounds so much like my place of employment!
 
 
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Mar 8, 2010
Dogbert forgot one that I heard too often from a former boss: "Be creative."
 
 
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Mar 8, 2010
This reminds of something my old supervisor once said. He told us to us to come in 1 hour later and work an hour later so our shift would be shorter. Brilliant guy. Glad I don't work for him anymore.
Corporate would also come up with a cliche misssion statement. We always called it "The flavor of the month" cliche.
 
 
 
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