stigmada is smoking crystal meth and thinks he is being amusing. He is not delusional. I've seen it before. He will be fine after a good 48 hours sleep.
Was the bathtub a Toyota? Did he change it to a car because the drain was faulty & he couldn't turn off the faucet? Could he stop the gas pump, or did it run over and pump gas all over the ground? Enquiring minds want to know.