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Mar 9, 2010
Holy awesome Batman!
 
 
Mar 9, 2010
French mechanic, head waitress, and social services....That is AWESOME! Craziness at a whole new level.
 
 
Mar 9, 2010
The mascot returns!
 
 
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Mar 9, 2010
Yes, the French mechanic planted at he place of work of my personal driver, that of my two children; being my only family vehicle-- you keep refering to him as a "tinkerer", Scott, and the subject of insurance payouts, etc... While I would be remorseless if my ex were to suddenl transpire, this is the car I use for family outings and I cherish my family too much to risk some buffoon interfering in it's engine, though the offers from this clown have been abundant. There are much less destructive ways to address his indiscretion. Thank the head waitress for the offer, though. Tell her the kids really enjoyed the sleepover with social services, and the special touch she included in my 9 year-old son's sleeping accomodations. Too bad he didn't stay long enough to enjoy the pink button-up shirt she attempted to force him to wear to church...
 
 
Mar 9, 2010
Ooooh! I hate that Elrod guy!
 
 
 
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