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Mar 29, 2010
I know that NOBODY will BELIVE me!
But I ruined one of my best pairs of pants just on this day the strip was published!!!!
I am not kidding!!!!
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Mar 28, 2010
I'm into this mind-blowing "Threaded Needle Technology Concept (TM)", whereby I actually REPAIR my clothes. For some reason, people are much more amazed about the neat seams in my various garments than my latest high-tech gadgets.
Mar 28, 2010
Ok, I'll bite. What's in that picture, jelu?

I've lived this nightmare. Working in a phonebank with trousers that ripped when I got out of the car that morning...
Mar 28, 2010
Pants Witness Tracking Application(tm) coming soon for Iphone and Windows Mobile.
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Mar 28, 2010
Why don't engineers just wear a pair of back-up pants? Oh, wait -- Wally already used that method... 11 years ago... with great success!

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