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Apr 9, 2010
A typical marketing person would simply tell their customers that Asok's nose grows whenever he hears new and inventive features. Now if they could prevent him from impaling everyone he would be a great asset to the sales force.
Apr 9, 2010
Asok's problem reminds me of Jim Carrey's movie, Liar Liar.
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Apr 9, 2010
Asok the impaler.
Apr 9, 2010
This is Asok's first physical kill, isn't it?
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Apr 9, 2010
The PHB is next... he HAS to be next if for no other reason than he is SO deserving.

But the PHB has previously cheated fate and even death. I wonder how the PHB will pull it off this time?
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