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Jan 15, 2011
it seems that Asok's nose grows exactly as long as it needs to in order to impale the nearest object
Apr 26, 2010
Please do not diss the worlds smartest garbage man. He's smart enough that he kept Dilbert's DNA in a flask in the back of his lorry in case Dilbert got turned into a Unicorn. Can't recall when but it happened.
Apr 26, 2010
Now wait a darn minute......

Is this to say that everyone confers with their garbage man about serious issues. First it was Dilbert, then dogbert & now Asok? Is this a very small town and this is the same person? Seem like the same sort of dialog. I see a bigger issue here.......
Apr 11, 2010
dexter, was he lying when he said Asok was turning into a whistle blower or when he said he wasn't lying?

From the 3 frames, either could be the case. we don't know the speed of growth of the proboscis in question :)
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Apr 11, 2010
Well, Mr. Greycells,

Have you ever gotten a cold that turned into bronchitis and maybe even eventually pneumonia? (I left out, like, a million commas.) I think that's what's happening here. His condition is worsening. It probably spread to all business events and then rampantly mutated into all lying. Could change to when anyone talks, even.

I know, I'm taking liberties...
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