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Apr 12, 2010
Could create a new demand for Bear's Ear Wax, with it's own cable show. Imagine the potential, combining Dirty Jobs with a dangerous twist.
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Apr 11, 2010
"We're using the law to keep justice away" - Instant classic! Sounds like the motto of corporate lawyers and politicians everywhere. Scary and funny at the same time... Sheer genius!
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Apr 11, 2010
So true...

Sony ericsson once got away with such a trick: Their K800 cellphone was a P.O.S. that broke for no reason whatsoever. The fix? They added a "humidity indicator", which was a piece of paper that turned yellow if a humidity rate of more than 1% was detected.

The manual clearly stated that "your K800 P.O.S. should not be exposed to humidity", but they never clarified what degree of humidity they considered "acceptable".

So, this meant they were legally allowed to void warranties if the humidity indicators were yellow (=exposed to more than 1% humidity, which was apparently their "acceptable limit,").

Most people thought they had exposed the cellphones to a degree of 95% humidity or more, and didn't claim their right, but they had actually exposed it to something like 50%, which is normal, but the indicator turned yellow nevertheless.

So, Sony actually got away with this. And mind you, these where expensive phones, so it would have cost Sony a lot to replace...

Good thing I do not shop from Sony...
Apr 11, 2010
Lol...Dilbert's holding his tummy and Tina is about to puke!
Anyway, PHB is acting almost like Dogbert, The Megalomaniac...Is this a sign of things to come?
Apr 11, 2010
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