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Jun 1, 2013
If you get booted from a chat room twice, have you been rebooted?
May 26, 2010
Dogbert is asking him if he is near the stairs so that Dogbert can ask him to fall down the stairs and in the process 're-boot' his brain.
Had Dogbert asked him to jump out of his window (some people might like to spell that as 'Windows'!) he would have given the caller a BSOD aka Blue Screen of Death! :)
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May 1, 2010

I LOVE dogbert tech support! This MUST become a recurring theme, like elbonia.

If you were your friend's unofficial tech support (for some reason they think I am computer literate) you would know.

Once, there was this case were I kept telling a friend of mine that he shouldn't download 500KB wma files from limewire, because they are all locked garbage from RIAA, yet he kept downloading them!

I wish there were some stairs nearby so I could reboot him.
May 1, 2010
wow, that is pretty cynical!
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May 1, 2010
Ah, yes. PEBKAC is only a cause, not a resolution.
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