Reminded of the time when my boss was reciting a dreadfully boring folk tale at a staff meeting to illustrate why donkeys are less intelligent than cows. One of my colleagues upped and said, "Sir, the mental workings of a donkey could be understood only by his brother."
Her section was so incompitent that they created another section next to hers to do the same work. Only I knew that since I was in charge of MIS and provided the same reports to both. Bureaucracy at its finest!