Cabbage cannot tell when they are being Mocked..and they know only to use IE 6 and will be still looking for "any" key on the keyboard. Some Cabbages doesn't realize that they need Wires to connect the monitor [keyboard and mouse can be wireless] to computer.
Reminds me of my thoughts about a supervisor at work who rebooted her computer every time she wanted to switch from Excel to Word. She couldn't understand why she was losing all her data - and of course blamed it on the computer! I don't know if she still worked there when I retired.