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May 26, 2010
@QLFixBoy I do think the arrival of the papers in panel 2 is to show some passage of time from panel 1.
May 26, 2010

I'm guessing you don't fear the fist of death?
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May 26, 2010
This only works if the woman is attractive, and sadly, most men are so shallow it usually always works when the woman is attractive.
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May 26, 2010
And if Alice doesn't get her way with emotional outbursts, then she will use the ultimate female weapon: she will turn on the waterworks. ("Boo-hoo-hoo!", "Look what you did! You made her cry! Men!!!") Grow a pair, ladies; man up.
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May 26, 2010
Your own sense of (artificial) urgency will overwhelm your weak-minded colleagues about 80% of the time. But more importantly, what's up with the papers on the table? They phase-shift into our dimension to coincide with Alice's outburst, then disappear. Perhaps they were sucked into Ashok's wake as he makes the coffee dash?
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