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May 27, 2010
In New Zealand, whether he'd get a reference depends on why he was cleaning out his desk.

If he was being fired for violence, there'd probably be two security guards with him, and he wouldn't.

If he was fired for uselessness, he probably wouldn't get a reference, or if he did, he wouldn't want to show it to anybody.

If he was fired for company-coping-with-economic-crisis, he probably would.
 
 
May 27, 2010
Ted's never exactly come across as a Rhodes scholar, but asking for a letter of reference from a company that just fired him makes about as much sense as trying to introduce the Elbonians to rollerblading.
 
 
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May 27, 2010
So Ted is like the anonymous Star Trek crewman who wears the red shirt, the one that gets zapped in every episode.
 
 
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May 27, 2010
Go ahead Ted, burn the bridge, then the building.
 
 
May 27, 2010
I think catbert would be more likely to give him a letter of recommendation to be used in experiments or to test new safety devices for machinery with a lot of fast moving sharp pointy objects.
 
 
 
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