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May 27, 2010
Whoa...this is far too witty for PHB. This is more Catbert territory.
May 27, 2010
I'd be tempted to give him a big letter "I" if you know what I mean.
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May 27, 2010
Try a "W":

1. Palm inward.
2. Thumb to pinky.
3. Three remaining fingers upright.
4. Do this with both hands.
5. And say, "WHATEVER!!!!"

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May 27, 2010
PHB hasn't evolved. He's still selfish and unconcerned with the feelings/well-being of his employees... at least until he goes too far, like in this strip.

Good strip, funny and realistic (in some situations).
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May 27, 2010
I actually felt more sorry for poor Generic Ted than usual in this one. I have known one boss for whom I might say this would be 'unsurprising behaviour'. Though if he had tried it on me I might well have gone for a burning bridges bunch of fives option. You can always get your friends to fake references :-)
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