People who passionately proselytize one cell phone platform over another really need to get a new perspective on life. Basing one's self-worth on whether other people respect their cell phone is pretty lame, even for a technogeek. Do you like your phone? Good! Enjoy it! Do you hate the fact that someone else has a different one? Get over it; if your phone is that important you have issues.
I would definitely think Dilbert is Android type and considering he has never built anything successfully and garbage man has to correct his invention every time, I don't think Dilbert built his own phone.