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Jun 27, 2010
Oh man, does this one hit close to home. Are you seeing this, people? Yeah, YOU. You know who you are. LOL.
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Jun 27, 2010
Years ago, we dragged our aged boss into the computer age by hiding his typewriter and buying him an Apple GV. He walked into my office a morning or so after and asked for help:

"I used this Word program thing to type a letter. Will you show me how to print it?"

Right here...Little icon...Looks like a printer...Press it.


"Wow! You really know a lot about computers!"

I was the Go-To Guy after that....
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Jun 27, 2010
Many years ago I was handed a floppy disk by someone. When I returned it to him, I informed him about the Form virus that I had found on the disk. He then went around telling people that he had gotten a computer virus from me.
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Jun 27, 2010
Poor Dilbert. His engineer brain can't repel firepower of that magnitude...
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Jun 27, 2010
Been there so often it's not funny. My most memorable moment was when a supervisor called me saying her computer screen "all of sudden went all squiggly". When I got there I simply removed the magnet she had placed on top of the screen and the problem was solved. She was so impressed she called me at least twice a week to solve anything she was confused about - that included a squeaky chair.
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