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Jun 29, 2010
For all the abuse that PHB gets from Dilbert, Alice, and others, I pity him. He is basically a naive and relatively dumb (but harmless manager) who gets riducule from all sides. True corporate thugs are a couple of layers above PHB. Scott Adam's CEO does not appear in the strip often enough.
Jun 29, 2010
Don't see why scott would distrust statistics. I always thought it was the people who create, use, and interpret statistics were the ones that couldn't be trusted. The statistics themselves are just data to be misinterpreted and exaggerated.
Jun 29, 2010
@itegem: right on, and I'd add: or sued penniless...
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Jun 28, 2010
Dear Dilbertonians,

Seriously, exactly which one of you installed cameras in our office and when? And when do the royalty payments (for the ideas you have clearly lifted directly from my last meeting) start flooding in.

Your Sincerely,
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Jun 28, 2010
The best way for Dilbert to succeed in this situation is to have the PHB give the presentation. The PHB will have to respond to all questions with "I don't know, but I will find out and get back to you on that". Once the CEO forgets about the conversation, Dilbert is in the clear.
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