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Aug 4, 2010
If I wore a white labcoat, would that make it possible for me to "double" my income? Boy, I sure could use that...
Aug 4, 2010
I'm sorry, but those are not scissors they are needlenose pliars, sheesh, scissors, really? Turn in your geek card.
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Aug 4, 2010
This is so much like my career. So many ideas and accomplishments of mine have become those of my management. My file drawers are lined with certificates, and my desk littered with trophies and a chanchito. If I could only get the consultant fee and crown! ;o)
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Aug 4, 2010
What is not shown is that Dilbert stole or donated the time to investigate his idea, as he had no support or budget from management for his improvement proposals. Now he has to package it as a "proof of concept exercise" to have some hope that he can avoid punishment for lack of focus o management defined objectives.
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Aug 4, 2010
In hockey you want to be on the ice when a goal is scored, even though you might not have done anything to contribute to it.
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