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Sep 15, 2010
My employer does a "quality check run" for part of every nights production only thing is - it gets run during a period when everything (raw materials, equipment, etc.) is at its' quality peak, and then it gets checked by the machine operators before it gets put aside for the managers to find in the morning.
- Corporate logic, gotta love it!!
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Sep 15, 2010
It's all about satisfying our customers unless it means overtime for our associates (retail industry). Get overtime due to giving excellent customer service = You're Fired!
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Sep 15, 2010
Alice has at last changed out of the pink outfit she usually wears. Am I getting old or does she look quite hot in white?
Sep 15, 2010
I thought the highest priority was making money for Dogbert... or making products which led Dogbert to wag his tail...

me ignoramus... sheesh...
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Sep 15, 2010
I thought company policy forbids to tweet from work. All revenues from book sales will be claimed by dogbert anyway.
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