This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a very long time. I came to this site so I could get an electronic copy of this strip... I really think it's hilarious.
"Then buy a cane and talk to the tail"..............I don't get it.
Mind you, brave puddy tat.....at that point you'd be extraordinarily tempted to grab whatever long pointy item was at hand and physically suggest that the cat "hold" it for you.