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Oct 25, 2010
Actually, he just temporarily throttled blood supply to his enormous brain to downgrade power to the level marked "idiot".
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Oct 25, 2010
Next we need a Champion to push forward on the action items of the stack-holders. I would suggest Asok...
but he just hung himself.
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Oct 25, 2010
Asok had to pull on the starter cord to get the machinery going in order to say something. I thought engineers were supposed to be the inarticulate ones.....
Oct 25, 2010
Man, I LOVE how Asok is lifting his tie in the last panel... If that doesn't make him the smartest of the gang, I don't know what would!
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Oct 25, 2010
I was once put in charge of a meeting the boss couldn't attend. I asked each person there if they had anything to table. Each person said they had nothing to discuss, so I concluded the meeting. Next day boss asked how the meeting went. Great, I said, we accomplished all of our priorities.
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