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Nov 4, 2010
@itegem: Remove the cubicle?
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Nov 4, 2010
@yoric - Excellent! Reminded me of RW Emerson's "If you strike at a king you must kill him."

Emerson?? I would have thought certainly Sun Tsu or Machiavelli!
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Nov 4, 2010
Reminds me of the "old" days when we had multiple computers rather than multiple monitors. On of our "kings" at the help desk had 4. One for off-line application, word processors, spreadsheets etc, and 3 connected to different networks. In those days we even had to log into the remote computers to trouble-shoot - what fun with a 12k modem!!!) Well one day, this "king" came to work, booted up his 4 computers and sat down to work (making certain his chair was properly positioned on the static mat - yet we needed those too!) and began logging in. Nothing worked. He scratched his head. Banged his keyboards. Nothing worked! Checked his cables. Still nothing. Rebooted. Nothing. We could see the frustration growing. And...being good employees tried hard not to fall over laughing...you see, the previous day after he had left work, we randomly rearranged his keyboards. Took him two hours to discover! Didn't talk to us for days after that. Ah the good old days!
Nov 4, 2010
I have added a second monitor to every computer I have access to...4 computers. I've been pondering adding a third to mine for quite some time.
Nov 4, 2010
ok, wally gave his monitor to alice to have his work done, nice trade rofl !
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