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Nov 21, 2010
The last panel is the best!

Years ago, I had a friend who had 2 little girls. Whenever they were bad, he would tell them, "Go to your room and spank yourself!"

And they did! LOL!

Once I asked him, "Spank yourself?!" He said, "Yes. I believe in creative discipline."

Nov 21, 2010
Ferociously Funny and Absolutely Brilliant, Scott!
Nov 21, 2010
I was groaning with agonized recognition of the system, then the last line killed me! Oh that was funny.
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Nov 21, 2010
My favourite was always the companies that used the pyramid example for pricing: at the top of the pyramid is the completely functioning application, unfortunately to get there the more modules you have to add to the bottom level so the price keeps going up and by the time you get to the top the product is obsolete or has to be upgraded.
Nov 21, 2010
Poor Dilbert sounds like he's giving in to the Dark Side. Don't do it Dilbert! Come back!
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