This reminds me of this skit from Amazon Women on the Moon.
"Two Forms of ID (Amazon Women on the Moon) " you can watch it on You Tube, it's work safe.
I got as far as half way through the second panel and was sure I had the ending figured out, not to say the real ending wasn't funny but I think it could have been better if the app was a database of un-datable men and dilbert was in it thereby allowing her to cut off his inevitable request for a date before he even got there