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Dec 20, 2010
Empowering employees is a way of shifting blame without loosing anything positive.
If it works correctly, the boss takes credit for empowering employees.
If it all fails, the employee gets the blame and the boss doesn't get a tarnished reputation.
 
 
Dec 19, 2010
PHB, this night you shall be visited by three spirits - the ghosts of Aneurysms Past, Present, and Future...
 
 
Dec 19, 2010
AXESMI : No I think Empowered means "I know it's better for you to die than to be on this job, but you seem to do it even so, so lets go one step further and fill you idiots up with some BS."
 
 
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Dec 19, 2010
Empowered means I (management) want to get a big bonus this year so work extra hard and don't expect any monetary rewards (keeping payroll down will get me an even bigger bonus). But feel pride for the hard work you do.
 
 
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Dec 19, 2010
He who lives by the buzzword dies by the buzzword.
 
 
 
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